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…Andahappynewyear! I wish u!! Finally my PHP section is out. Would be nice if you would send me your own snippets to publish them on my site. There’s not much around yet, but it’s gonna grow, promised!
Besides, for those who haven’t noticed yet, there’s a discussion forum for UniStudis – if you wish, I open up some other forums, but first I need your posts!! give me some feedback, please, you lazy bastards!

Merry Christmas!! – reason enough to launch the new design of iezzi.ch!
finally my code is pretty clean. Some of you will miss my old-school page with all those silly java-script gags. Otherwise this page is pretty much the same like it was before. There will be some new stuff (PHP snippets, link-page,…) coming soon. stay tuned…

GUESTWRITERS – Finally I got my own guestbook – without any silly ads and without any restrictions. Written in PHP with a MySQL database in the background. I got it from www.phpinfo.net and added some special features like email-notification, multiple-line entries and admin-mode. I just love PHP!
I tried to import all your entries from the whole last year. So don’t worry, vince, your sick rhymes are still there!
Hey, write some silly shit! I will not censore it!

UniZH special – Long time no updates! I was never working on my iezzi.ch page anymore. I’m waisting my time mostly for UHUCLAN.COM and IEZZI.CH stays my old-school page. All the same I added another page about our school-projects from the whole last year.

Uhuclan.com is born!!! April 16, 2000 is the official UHUDAY!!
Finally we managed to activate that domain!
UHU rulezzzzzzz!!!

Yeah, it’s my birthday, 17th of March 2000
- I got a big boy, I’m no kid no more,
you won’t believe it, I’m 22 !!!

…sitting in front of that quickcam and fooling around!

Thanx a lot!
That birthday was real fun! celebrating together with my ex-neighbor Suvi, his old brotha and schnipp-schnapp sexi-Mäx!

Thanx for all your presents! In my room there’s now hanging an original Heidi Klum calendar – well, Mäxi, hurry up, you gotta print out a sheet for April, March’s soon over! And my ex-neighbor Mr. Suvi gave me an original Jewel CD and some original US maximum strength anti-baby-pills! Thanx guys!

redesign of my silly frameset – my moving head on the left side is gone and I replaced it with a simple header.
I’m working hard on my new US-trip section – including professional design (IE5/NS4.5 req!) – will be out in about 2 weeks…

the story about a poor guy called Roberto – The rEtUrN oF thE yEmEn-cLaN
(an original Groupware production)

Mir Siebesieche gönd mit de Siebemeilestiefel uf Siebebürge!

Our great idea: professional hitchhiking
Yeah, our plan was just great. The day before we left we were sure about getting to Praha on our first day by hitchhiking. No, getting to Munich was not enough for us – the world’s most professional hitchhikers. Tuesday morning we tried to start our trip at the highway entrance Zurich-Nordring. It was pretty cold and it started to rain. Our thumb was already freezing but as we’re not pessimists we didn’t give up that fast. The whole morning we tried to get one of those 3000 cars but only 2 of them were stopping and didn’t even go in our direction. What was wrong? Our whole illusion fell apart! First two hrs we were standing at Zurich-Nordring and the next 2 hrs we were hanging around near the Glattzentrum. No way! First we were standing on the sidewalk with a Prag-sign, then we had to change it to Munich. Later on the sign said “Bregenz” and finally we tried it with St. Gallen and Winterthur. We didn’t even make it to Winterthur. A guy would have taken us to Chur but that was not really the right direction. Damn bastards, those drivers!!There was no other way than getting an Inter Rail ticket for 2 zones for CHF 400. Such a ticket is not even a bad idea – like this we’re able to see 6 countries and cultures in just 10 days. We would have never managed this by hitchhiking. You can do something like this if you got like a month of time or so.
Our journey to Munich was pretty interesting! There was this weirdo who was talking about the difference of Diesel- and electrical trains. The only reason why he was traveling up to St. Margrethen was ’cause he loves electrical trains and our train was one of ‘em. Also he was a fanatic German fan. He recommended us his great Bahnkarte – the German half-price ticket. I never saw a guy being that fanatic about such a rubbish!
Then I had the silly idea to test out my pepper-spray with tear gas in it. I remember the store in NYC where I got that spray from and where everyone was running out of the store as I just tried to test the spray. Again I was just spreading a tiny little bit of that spray and everyone started coughing in our train. It was so cool to see 20 people coughing and no one knew what was going on. They even called the control officer and asked him what was wrong with the ventilation. He tried to give an explanation and ended up in telling those tourists that there was some “Bremsstaub” getting into the ventilation and that this shouldn’t happen as it was a “high-tech” train. Well done! Good explanation.

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VIP-only guide to the most asked question “How to make it in New York City

VIPs only!!
…now we’re getting to the real hot part of this guide! Better take your hands out of your pockets, now it’s getting tough!
You know, NYC is the city of the cities. NYC is the place to be!
What the hell are you talking about? Is that true? So why is not everyone on the world living in New York?
Well, you know, that’s the point – everyone wants to be in NYC and there is no space for everyone – so, what’s the conclusion?! Living in NYC is pretty tough. You gotta fight 24hrs a day (well, you’re lucky! – at least a day just contains 24 hrs!).
Ever heard Frank Sinatra’s “theme from New York New York”? (that’s the song you’re listening to right now!) “If you do it in New York, you can do it anywhere”
This dude knows what he’s talking about! If you do it in NYC you will not get in trouble in any other part of the world. The funny thing is: No one does it in NYC!If you want to start a new life in NYC, no one prevents you from doing so! Just remember not to give up too fast. Life’s hard – life’s harder in New York!

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